Granted, But in exchange you have to slam your face into your keyboard for awhile while your I.Q. finishes dropping.

I wish for a life.

Granted, but you get hit by a flying bus.

I wish for flight

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Granted, But you get sucked into a plane engine.

I wish I could beat Sho's Taboo form.

Granted, but Sho goes into a second more powerfull Taboo form. And instead of yelling "zetta" he yells "hey listen"

I wish KH would stop coming out with so many games

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Granted, But to make up for the loss Square makes a million squeals to FF.

I wish to unwish my last wish. That's a fate for Sho I never wanted.

Granted, but all the people who play The World Ends With You now have ass cancer.

I wish I had a milkshake

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Granted, But its made with Ketchup.

I wish I had a new stylus, mine broke.

Granted, but it spins and micheal jackson is on it.

I wish my bus wouldn't miss my house every morning.

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Granted, Except now it drives through your living room every morning.

I wish I had Jedi mind powers.

Granted, until you got mad at a video game and without using your hands jammed your wii remote in your eye.

I wish I could fire Jesus Beams

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